Dating advice short man
All of the following work is © Butterfree/Dragonfree/antialiasis and is not to be reprinted anywhere, borrowed from or otherwise used without permission. A trainer fic I've been working on since 2002 and revising over and over because I can't stop trying to make the best of the deeply flawed original.
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Rated PG-13 to R for various things detailed in the "Legal" section.
A few scientists get drunk and start fiddling with gene splicing.
Ten years later, they're taking care of eight half-Pokémon kids, each freakier than the next, while a religious fanatic plots to murder them all.
Be warned that, as the title implies, it contains (or rather consists entirely of) discussion of sex, including mentions of pretty skeevy stuff, but all in a completely non-graphic way (no body parts or actual acts are brought up).It also has swearing, though I should barely need to warn you about that if you really read the whole fic.Dave and Mia Discuss Politics: In my head this happens before Dave and Mia Discuss Sex, but it doesn't actually matter.Unusually, it actually doesn't contain any swearing.It does have discussion of politics, including some pretty...interesting ideas, and a couple of mentions of murder and torture, but again there is nothing graphic.And again, it will probably make rather little sense if you haven't previously familiarized yourself with the characters involved by reading the actual fic. Swearing, discussion of gore and psychological horror, makes no sense if you haven't read the fic, etc.Chapter 9.5: A bit less silly than the others, thanks to taking place the night after the end of chapter nine instead of pre-chapter seven.It's still mostly Dave and Mia talking, but they're not quite discussing any one subject in particular, it doesn't take place in his car, there is actual non-half-assed narration between lines of dialogue, a couple of other characters appear, and it's more than twice as long.I suppose there's nothing stopping you from reading it in chronological order, between chapters nine and ten, if you want, though it's probably more meaningful post-fic.Contains swearing (lots of it, thanks to Dave's state of mind), copious consumption of alcohol, mentions of sex, discussion of death and murder, objectification of women, and kicking of puppies.